Computer Rules

Some days, I hate computers…

Steve’s Rules of Computers

  1. Computers never do what you want them to do, only what you tell them to do.
  2. If you’re SURE you told it what you want it to do and it still doesn’t work, check permissions.  You probably screwed them up.
  3. Despite the fact that modern computers are capable of millions or even billions of operations per second, you will still have to wait on them to get something done.
  4. The length of time you have to wait on a computer to complete a task is inversely proportional to the urgency for it to be done.

I’m sure I’ll add more.  Enjoy!