Some days, I hate computers…
Steve’s Rules of Computers
- Computers never do what you want them to do, only what you tell them to do.
- If you’re SURE you told it what you want it to do and it still doesn’t work, check permissions. You probably screwed them up.
- Despite the fact that modern computers are capable of millions or even billions of operations per second, you will still have to wait on them to get something done.
- The length of time you have to wait on a computer to complete a task is inversely proportional to the urgency for it to be done.
I’m sure I’ll add more. Enjoy!